February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Every 17 seconds someone commits suicide. Reblog...
healthorhighwater: dancinginntherain: always! :) so much
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restoringstrength asked: Hey... what if you took a picture now, then posted it with before and after when you reached your goal weight. Cause then... nothin' to be embarrassed about... only proof that you kicked ass!
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Fitness Blog
Just wanted to let everyone know that I have a fitness blog and its called  http://iworkout2adays.tumblr.com/ just in case you wanted to follow it. 
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January 2012
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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
facadeenverre: is it even possible to get that amount of notes? Holy shit. The notes. I love humanity sometimes. HOLY FUCK THE NOTES. oh wow those notes! Let’s get to 190! wow, definitely worth the number of notes, but wow
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8am vs. 8pm
sarazucker:   8am: forever21 dress, hue tights, jeffrey campbell boots 8pm: fort makers scarf, hue tights, nine west wedges Love that dress.
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December 2011
4 posts
Obsessions
I have two obsessions as of current: 1. Harry Potter (I know it’s too late now, but oh well) 2. Losing weight (Let’s hope I can stick with it right now.) Other obsessions: shoes, jewelry, watches, clothing, pinterest, facebook timeline, etc.  But yeah. So those are my guilty obsessions. 
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